1. Getting Lucky means finding your car in the parking lot.

2. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

3. Your ears are hairier than your head.

4. An 'all nighter' means not getting up to pee.

5. Your cautioned to slow down by your Doctor, not the Police.

6. Your sweetie says "Lets go upstairs and make love" and you answer,
    "Honey, I can't do both"

7. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

8. Your wild oats have turned to prunes and all bran.

9. You can live without sex, but not your glasses.

10. You don't remember being absent minded.